Customer Protocol II

• You do realize we don't really clean that tray your pouring ketchup all over and eating off of- we just wipe it off... but thanks to your ketchup I really do have to clean it now.
• Don't steal my pens- I spend approx. 17.6% of my day finding pens and putting them where they go- I'd appreciate if that number could go down.
• This isn't a real restaurant, we don't have servers- clean your table please!!! Seriously. There are at least 17 trash cans-just pick one and throw it in there.
• Don't complain to me about the gas pumps- we can't touch them, we don't own them, we can't fix them- we are at the mercy of calling and telling them there is a problem only for them to tell us there isn't. In fact, if we make any money on the gas (often we don't even break even with cost to run the pumps to what we make) it's about $5 a day. So also, don't complain about the prices- I have to pay just as much as you and we don't even get to set our prices.
• Yes, it's a real gun and it is loaded. He has two more hidden on him, along with one my dad has and hidden, secret ones are back here too.
• Please speak audibly. When I can't hear you and ask you to repeat yourself 6 times, maybe you could get the hint to speak up?? maybe not... don't complain when you don't get what you wanted.
• And please don't order a "combo burrito" or some other random thing that we do not have- nor have we ever. Don't tell me "y'all used to call it that" or make up some story- I literally grew up in this building, so I know what we do and do not have. Stop arguing with what it's called and tell me what you want and I will be happy to tell you the proper name and get you exactly what you want- all with a smile...