AAAGGGHHHHHH!

So, I am very easily annoyed, so I thought I'd share some of the things that annoy me as a way of venting:

• when someone asks "where is it?" or asks me before they even TRY or look (this annoys me because this is the situation: "hey, you drove my car last, where did you leave it?" "umm it's out in the parking spot with your name on it where I found it and where it has been parked for 10 years- and your keys are on the key ring where they always are- oh and didn't you drive it to the bank this morning after I borrowed it yesterday?"
• When people stop in the middle of an aisle, common walkway, or doorway- hello? it's a common WALKWAY not STOPPLACE- and then they act like you are terrible interrupting their conversation when you have to walk right between them
• the 45 layers of packging around cds that is too hard to get off- and the thick plastic that encases thing like usb drives and memory cards- you spend 20 minutes trying to rip the packing open only to have to use your knife and ruin the product just getting it out
• people who call you (with unavailable numbers of course) and say "who is this?" - hello, you called me,who the crap are you?
• cops- don't even get me started- just say no!
• Driving: 1) leaving your turn signal on 2) speeding up and passing you, then slowing down so you have to pass them, then speeding up and passing you, then slowing down so you have to pass them (this particularly applies to highway driving) 3) not merging when lanes end or speeding up to get to the front of backed-up traffic when signs have been telling you to merge for 5 miles- I'm NOT letting you in! 4) speeding or driving too fast in the rain (although dumb, I can't stop you from putting yourself in danger- but driving fast on wet road will kill all the safe drivers too- so slow the heck down!!) 4 1/2) People who pass me going 20 over the speed limit, see a cop, then go 10 under the speed limit (this needs little explanation- JUST GO THE SPEED LIMIT -before you see the cop, or after I don't care- just pick one and do it see #2 above) 5) people who don't check their tire pressure- this will also cause everyone else to die if you have a blowout while going 125 down the interstate- big traffic jam for hours! 6) not yielding to people coming off of loop 250 7) not recognizing that MY driving is perfect and everyone else is always wrong (i realize I'm being a bit hash, but come on!) 8) speed bumps
• mass email that keep getting mass replies- i really don't care- in fact I probably didnt even read the first email, so I REALLY don't care about your reply
• Going on, and on about a subject- I'm all about short, sweet, to the point and thank you very much I got it- no details required!
• Making things sinful that aren't
• the government overstepping its' boundaries (which has been happening AT LEAST since FDR and just continues...)
• Consistent lateness
• This "input, output" song we've been singing at church- it's like Jesus in computer language
• health insurance- I'm just gonna be really rich because health insurance sucks (this is not to say i want socialized medicine- oh no)
• when people want the government and others to provide their every need (and want) when they are perfectly capable of providing for themselves AND probably helping someone else who really is in need also-
• lol, idk, do u? me 2, 2 cool 2 B 4 got10, jk,... thats all i know because I prefer to use english (although frequently improperly)
• abortion for any reason- There are some reasons I'm not gonna judge you- but seriously, destroying a baby ( or a human-like blobby thing if you don't believe it's a baby yet) just because you can't 1) wear a condom 2) take birth control 3) not have sex 4) have the kid, God forbid (gasp), and give it to a family who WANTS to raise a child 5) raise it yourself 6) control yourself
• People who either go in the exit at stores or go out the entrance or both (at least go through the proper door when it is busy)
• People telling me what to do or how to do it. Unless I ask or really don't know- I'll be fine. Anyone that even hardly knows me, knows this is true. I can do it myself!
• When people think babies are so gorgeous and cute- seriously, they all look EXACTLY the same and they are not that cute (Come on people, I mean when they are only up to a few months old. And, they are precious and all other sorts or things- just not cute)
• waiting- I need instant gratification
• When something says it starts at 7, so you get there at 6:55 and no-one is there. around 9 the event begins- but I'm too tired to catch it. Can't we just say a time and start at that time? if you're late you miss it? it's a novel idea.

Wow, who knew I had so many- and I'm pretty sure I've violated a few of these- especially the "short, sweet, and to the point" one just by having such a long list!