Customer Protocol

How to Act at a restaurant/ store/ Runway 7...

1. It is not funny to give me the money then take it back right before I grab it- haha- now grow up!
2. Get off the phone- to talking, no texting, no looking at, just look at me and talk for 1 minute.
3. Don't complain about prices- I don't set them, but I'm likely to add a couple dollars in for having to deal with you- unless you ask for a receipt.
4. Take your number- when you say 'you didn't give me one' it really means you didn't take it when i put it right in front of you. Need I say more? yes! When you don't take your number, you'll come up and either take the wrong person's food (so they wait forever then come up and wait some more while we remake it- thus wasting food and money) or ask what your number is and take up more of my time.
5. Clean up after yourself- throw trash in the bin, clean up spills, pee in the toilet not the wall. I realize these can be VERY hard, but please try.
6. Order what you want because some days I will give it to you. i.e. When you order a Burger- you get a Hamburger with House dressing and lettuce, tomato, pickle, and onion. Don't tell me you wanted fries, or you wanted it to go, or you wanted cheese, or you wanted jalapenos, or double meat, or bacon... While I am smart, I cannot read your tiny brain.
7. Don't hit on me unless you are a nice, normal, amazing guy.
8. Please don't throw your money on the counter: I give the money back to you- I don't count it back to the counter. And put all the items on the counter please so I can scan them- otherwise I will call the cops when you steal it.
9. I'm not that mean, we all make mistakes- we are all human- I'll forgive you for disobeying a rule or two, so please forgive me if I mess up sometimes too- and lets all be nice to each other (now that you know the rules).